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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:43

What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

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Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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